Gary Jermaine | Actor / Harry Higgs

Gary is a simple man. Raised by Amish freedom fighters on a small spider-goat farm within Vatican city.

When his mother needed urgent surgery, Gary stepped up to the plate and organised a charity apple bobbing competition. Unable to procure any apples, Gary thought he could just have people bob for water, but sadly the event was a complete washout and he didn’t raise the money required for his mother’s breast implants, and she became the laughing stock of the church committee.

Shamed by the guilt he’d brought upon his family, Gary set off to travel the world of warcraft, hoping to restore honour upon his family.

Immersed in his virtual universe, Gary quickly rose to the level of amateur gamer and was celebrated by his fellow WoWsers for the days he was offline.

Gary found his 15-minutes of fame when he found himself front-page news of the Daily Mail after he discovered the tea-stained image of the messiah on a McVitie’s digestive biscuit.

Alas, it was not meant to be and Gary’s fame crumbled quicker than his Jesus biscuit after a daily ritual dunking session went wrong!

Utilising his fame, Gary bargained a place within Functional Rejects by gifting them two youtube subscribers, raising their subscription numbers to two, and the rest they say is history!