Steven Stobbs | Actor / Keith Smith

Steven is a supporting member of Functional Rejects, but sadly can’t afford the full membership cost of £2.99 per annum.

Steven Stobbs born Steven Stobbs is half man, half beast and can be seen raking through dustbins for food, sleeping in discarded carrier bags and defacating in Starbucks toilets.

Steven arrived in Britain as a Russian defecter during the cold war, manipluating his way up the ranks starting as a retail assiatant for Burton’s all the way up to part time custodian for Next.

It is Steven’s dream to help the Functional Rejects achieve their dreams!